illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

(Source: illkim, via tyleroakley)

teamrocketing:

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

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jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost, via disconnectexe)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

image

wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

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Group Assigments

  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

vichious:

selfie

(Source: theladytimothy, via alpacabacon)