squidfighter3d:

dizabell:

Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

Why were you late for class Mako-chan?

(Source: thehec, via loganmcowen)

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(Source: hellanaw, via lamelohan)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via lamabodia)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via im-freed14)

meanplastic:

psyducked:

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

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(via im-freed14)

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

(via theescapistfantasy)

disowns:

her: omg i like him so much but i don’t know what to say

me: show him your tater tots and you’ll be goldenimage

(Source: disowns, via lamelohan)

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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(Source: agoodplug, via triptych-overlord)

Straight girls VS gay guys

dylan96cookiez:

jasongaymer:

mapdark:

Straight girls catching their boyfriend jacking off

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Gay guys catching their boyfriends jacking off

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YEP

Something like that.

(via hungry--hungry--hipsters)